AnarchicalMalkin

                             
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If you want to know something about me, TOO BAD. I had all my stuff down, but I went to do something and it deleted everything. This sucks. But hey, if you have a question worth my time, go right ahead and ask your dreams away!

                                       

Funny things others and I have said(I restarted this. My other funny things are kept on another file. 1-288 is a lot to have on a page, and I was kind of a baby in getting rid of some so I'mma just restart. :)):

1. Some Guy: Hey Eric?
Me: Yeah?
Grimmaid: WTF NEKORAGE HE'S IN MY CLASS YOU ASSHOLE! SHIT HE MIGHT HAVE SEEN US!
Me: SHIT!
2. BLAK LIPPYSTIK.
3. Mom: Go take a shower! The party started at 1:00!
Brother: Well god forbid we miss the pony release!
4. What was the name of that movie again? Extremely Louder Than What I Came For?
5. Alright princess let me just take your vocal chords, dip it in some alcohol, and put it in my throat.
6. Mom: NEKORAGE!
Me: WHAT?! I'm trying to have a Midsummer Night's recollection!!!
7. Me: Remember that time when I was walking outside in a blizzard to get to your house which was 3 miles away? Yeah, I can just see myself now. In that puffy winter coat with a Nintendo World shopping bag filled with wii items.
Grimmaid: You were an idiot.
8. So animu!
9. Why can't they just have normal spikey hair!?
10. Can they have something that's not completely ugly.
11. The Crappymobile!
12. *Pin ball hits button in an impossible way* Excellent.
13. *Grimmaid tries to hit the button again, but all the colors get switched up and the color pattern is ruined* WELL GREAT JOB. NOW WE JUST HAVE TO DO THAT ALL OVER AGAIN.
14. Grimmaid: How about these buttons? *Points to some lime green buttons*
Me: No. They are too small and sucky. I want a specific type of button.
Grimmaid: You can't be so bitchy about the buttons! There's nothing wrong with them!
Me: EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH THEM UNLESS THEY ARE A CERTAIN. TYPE. OF. BUTTON!
15. Psiioniic: What iif ii have to pee?
Psiioniic 2: Then pee iin your pant2.
Psiioniic: But ii cant pee iin the bed. ii'd never be iinviited agaiin.
Psiioniic 2: Then get up and go to the bathroom.
Psiioniic: But then ii'd dii2turb her!
Psiioniic 2: Then pretend to do 2omethiing, fall down the 2taiir2, and pee your2elf. then 2he'll feel bad for you becau2e you got 2o 2cared that you peed your2elf.
Psiioniic: That2 awful!!!
16. Me: *Happily married to my husband* *Brings a bucket into the room*
Husband: What is that for?
Me: You've read Homestuck, right? This is how it works!
*Divorced the next day*
17. Mini-moose: Yeah, I agree. She needs to help the people who really need it! But of course she's probably going to be like, LOL NOPE. EXCUSE ME KID THAT NEEDS HELP GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU ARE BLOCKING MY VIEW OF TAYLOR.
18. Bouncer: ....K she's allowed in as long as she doesn't drink.
Me: This is highly illegal...
Brother: My sister is a tank. She can drink 3 bottles of vodka and live. Let's go, guys. *We all walk into the bar and I start crying*
19. Sippybitch
20. Me: Screwed like a nail!
Grimmaid: You screw screws. You hammer nails.
Me: ...Oh.
21. Followatchers
22. Me playing Minecraft is a funny thing in itself.
23. Me:This is the new Minecraft tavern. I call it The Stone Box. My first creation ever! It has a glass bar that over looks the ocean. But the bartender has to like, levitate.
Grimmaid: Can we destroy it now?
Me: *Sadly destroys The Stone Box in such a depressing way*
24. All you managed to do was catch this one sheep? Grimmaid you had ONE JOB!
25. *Both me and Grimmaid fall into a hole in Minecraft and can't get out*
Grimmaid: One of us has to die.
Me: The question is...who will it be?
Grimmaid: Well Nekorage I'm the one with all the good stuff in my invetory.
Me: I HAVE IMPORTANT STUFF TOO.
Grimmaid: *Laughs*
Me:
26. Sam: This popcorn bag expires today.
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *Quickly rips bag open*
27. AH, FALL. I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO GET AS COLD AS SHIT SO EVERY MOSQUITO DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH AS I WARM UP THINKING ABOUT OTPS.
28. Air soft bacon flat
29. GOOD. GOOD. YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE RIGHT BECAUSE I WILL MAKE THE HORNS SO DAMN GOOD, THAT PEOPLE AT THE CON WILL CRY ON THEIR KNEES AND THEY TAKE OFF THEIR HORNS AND THROW THEM AT THE GROUND.
30. Rachel: Making my way on the bus. Walking fast.
Me: You can sit next to me, Rachel. *Smiles weirdly*
Rachel: Walking faster.
31. Mark: You want a mint? It's spearmint.
Me: Okay
Mark: Yeah you do, I knew you would. It's a mouth full of happy.
32. Bro 1: Look we have the zombie on the bus. Let's keep him here.
Bro 2: His name shall be Tim.